Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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