he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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