No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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