We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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