Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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