I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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