ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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