I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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