Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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