Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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