K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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