i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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