In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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