This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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