Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am mentally ready for anal.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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