Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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