3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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