Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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