better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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