Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize