On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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