I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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