So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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