Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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