I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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