You were right. It hurts to walk today.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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