Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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