How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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