I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Randomize
