Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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