you traded sex for a burrito?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Randomize
