Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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