i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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