I want to stick my p in your. b.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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