You work out of a Hotel?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Randomize
