The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
