They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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