NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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