Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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