We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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