Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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