are you still at the devil's house?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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