Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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