dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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