She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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