How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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