o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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