I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
there was a trapeze. enough said
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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