its not stalking. its research.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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