winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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