To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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