Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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