they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
