Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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