Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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