If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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